Inspired by the photo challenge, offered by Fandango, https://fivedotoh.com/2020/11/30/fandangos-flash-fiction-challenge-94/
That sock, that goddamn sock!
Every time I do a wash, I’m always missing one.
Why don’t you want to stay mated, a pair? Was it not destiny for you to be together, forever?
Must one of you always exit the premises the second my back is turned?
You were only purchased two weeks ago!
Damn you, sock,
You’re doing my head in.