Damn Sock!

Inspired by the photo challenge, offered by Fandango, https://fivedotoh.com/2020/11/30/fandangos-flash-fiction-challenge-94/ That sock, that goddamn sock!  Every time I do a wash, I’m always missing one. Why don’t you want to stay mated, a pair? Was it not destiny for you to be together, forever? Must one of you always exit the premises the second my back...