Friday Fictioneers Jan 27/21 – Holy Moly

My Submission, 55 words 🙂 “Is that water holy?” “Holy? No, the bottle seems intact.” “I mean, has it been blessed?” “Ummm...I’m not sure. Just give me a few minutes and I’ll contact Aquafina to find out.” “Thanks. In the meantime, can I have a glass of water?” “Does it need to be holy water?”...