This was inspired by my actual trip to Iceland, where it was illegal to pullover on the side of the road due to the extremely fragile landscape.
Please visit Fandango for the original challenge, https://fivedotoh.com/2021/02/15/fandangos-flash-fiction-challenge-106/
My Submission 🙂
“You can’t pee here.”
“Who’s gonna fine me, the bison? Just pull over.”
“Please, it’s an emergency.”
“You mean, a pee-mergency?” he snickered.
“Not funny, Jacob. If you don’t pull over right now, you will suffer the consequences.”
“Just pee in that bottle.”
“Oh yeah? You think I have the ability to aim?”
“Okay, fine. If you insist.”
“Goddammit, it’s everywhere! Okay, I’m pulling over.”
He maneuvered the truck to the side of the road, a strictly prohibited action. Within seconds, the authorities came up behind, lights flashing and sirens blaring.
Jessica snickered. “Good call, Jacob. Same result, only our truck smells like piss now.”