Tale Weaver/Fairy Tale – How to be a Prince Charming

We have been asked to contribute our thoughts to the yet to be published, “Fairyland For Dummies” on what is required to be a Prince Charming.

Have fun, be creative, and leave a link to your response here, https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2021/01/21/tale-weaver-fairy-tale-311-how-to-be-a-prince-charming-january-21st/

My Submission 🙂

Your first name must be Prince and your last name Charming. To hear of an imprisoned beauty should be alarming. 

Perfect teeth, not a hair out of place. A coyly raised eyebrow upon your sculpted face. 

Your horse has an oddly human personality. He runs like the wind, never hitting a tree. 

Parents who promised you to another, but you’re independent and will never bother.

You cannot be slain, but kill at a ball. Every lady in sight wants you, riches and all.

You must be kind and extremely handsome. Your only true duty, rescue maidens held for ransom. 

You’re friends with the help and those in the village. If you became king, not a peasant would pillage.

If you cannot sing, you’d better learn quick, cause a harmonized melody will always do the trick.