Fibbing Friday – December 4, 2020

This is my favorite challenge!! Offered by, https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/12/04/fibbing-friday-4th-december/ Please visit to submit your own answers, or just have some fun reading other’s 🙂

As the title of this series suggests, truth is not an option as the idea is to fib, the bigger and more inventive the better. It’s good to raise a smile, it’s tax free and exercises more muscles in your face than a frown.”

Here are the questions and my answers…ENJOY 🙂

What is a shoe horn? – A hoof

Where will you find a grommet? – Hanging out with Wallace (legit, Google it)

We may say ‘the tables have turned’, but what is a turntable? – That lazy susan thing where I don’t have to get my fat butt off my chair to pile my plate 

How do you make a tea cosy? – Snuggles and positive affirmations

What is a quaver? – A wavy quiver 

Where will you find a plimsoll line? – Around my bathtub. No matter how much I scrub, I can’t seem to get that sucker off

What colour was The King’s New Clothes? – Nude. WAIT…why do I see chest hair?

Why was Ethelred called The Unready? – Cause, he would procrastinate for so long, he wouldn’t arrive till the party was almost over. Then, he could almost immediately go home and change back in to his jammies

007 has a licence to kill, but what would an 005 have a licence for? – Maiming

What is a winklepicker? – How do I say this without sounding too crude…ummm, the end of the…you know…that part…or hole, I guess…right at the tip of the…ummm…yeah…you know, right?

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