Just a hotchpotch of trivia and silliness. As the title of this series suggests, truth is not an option as the idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, daft or even outrageous, in your responses.
Ummm, YES PLEASE!! Original challenge offered by, https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/11/20/fibbing-friday-20th-november/
Here are my responses to this week’s questions:
What is Kapok? – That little planet, next to Kipak, where all the monkey-people reside
Where will you find a kernel? – At KFC
If you didn’t know a door as a door, what would you call it? – A wall with a tumor
What’s the difference between a yolk and a yoke? – One is drippy, the other is funny
What does E R N I E do? – Engages in a loving and committed relationship, regardless of the naysayers
What is meant by sunny side up? – Daylight. Otherwise it would be sunny side down.
What could you wear on your head that would make people think you were awesome? – A ring-tailed lemur
What is meant by cattywampus – A competitive and bitchy wampus
What is an erf? – The sound I make when I’m trying to squeeze through a narrow doorway
What is a mouse potato? – Our primary food source when the apocalypse hits and we’re forced underground