Is cereal soup? Why or why not? – Soup does not crunch. If it did, it would mean the potatoes were way under-cooked.
What are some interesting ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”? – Give too much information!! For example, “Well, yesterday I spent the entire day on the toilet. Received a drunken text from some random person, and responded with nude selfies. Made a pie, then ate the whole thing. I hate my mother” …etc
What was your favorite toy growing up? – My Cabbage Patch Kid, Jenny Elaine. A large stuffed dog named Muffin. The original Nintendo.
If you have a pet, and you could ask it three questions, what would you ask? – How would you feel if I licked my bum, then tried to kiss inside your mouth? Why do you feel so entitled, when you don’t do anything to help around the house? If I suddenly vanished, what would be your game plan?