Busted

Have a seat, David.

You are one unlucky fella

Your antics make it impossible to stop my eyes rolling

I know you weren’t sick

Merely a faitour, trying to get out of work

I do not endorse this behaviour, of which I am more than familiar

Sorry, David, but you have forced us to diverge from your former job description

Mind not leering at me?

You know what you did was wrong

Are you superstitious, David?

Because I am not.

By the way you are looking at me, I can tell tell you’re considering crafting a voodoo doll with my likeness

Well, go ahead 

Stick pins in me, all you want

You and I both know who the real prick is

Based on the prompts offered by,

YDWP;

Diverge

3TC;

Unlucky, Superstition, Familiar

FOWC;

Endorse

RDP;

Eye rolling

Word of the day challenge;

Faitour