Have a seat, David.
You are one unlucky fella
Your antics make it impossible to stop my eyes rolling
I know you weren’t sick
Merely a faitour, trying to get out of work
I do not endorse this behaviour, of which I am more than familiar
Sorry, David, but you have forced us to diverge from your former job description
Mind not leering at me?
You know what you did was wrong
Are you superstitious, David?
Because I am not.
By the way you are looking at me, I can tell tell you’re considering crafting a voodoo doll with my likeness
Well, go ahead
Stick pins in me, all you want
You and I both know who the real prick is
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